Mr. Gasoline man, please give me some gas
My tank is almost empty, so fill it fast
If you will just fill her up, I promise you this...
Ill put a tulip in your hair and blow you a kiss
Lets tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream Ive had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

Put a tiger in my tank, please dont delay
Ive been waiting in endless lines since early yesterday
So, Mr. Gasoline man, fill her to the brim
So Ill have enough gas to go through this line again
Lets tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream Ive had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

*Spoken*
Kids: Hey you big oil companys, us kids will like to ask...
When we grow up and learn to drive, what will we use for gas?
Tiny: Ha ha...So you say things are shaking up? But only time will tell.
Why, Ive got more oil in my hair than youve got in your wells.
Hey there Mr. President, things are really tough.
Speaking for the people, I think weve had enough.
Were shipping food, but still no crude...I tell you thats not right.
This flower child has gone hog-wild, I say its time to fight!

Lets tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream Ive had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

*Spoken*
Gas Man: Yeah man, can I help you man?
Tiny: Yes, please. Will you consider taking a ukulele in trade for a
gallon of gas?
Gas Man: No man.
Tiny: Well how bout a tulip?
Gas Man: I dont think so.
Tiny: Well, how about one of my brand new 45 RPM records?
Gas Man: Wow man! Sa